More longer friend see that sky

Gesundheit! she said.

You can’t begin like that! It will confuse the search engines and audiences alike! People won’t know what language it’s in! he replied.

Sorry.

No matter. Let’s move on.

Keeping up with the cardiac dysrhythmias?

No.

This tweet is big enough for the both of us?

No.

Click here – this content might surprise you?

No.

Sexts from the attic!

No.

The flappy pipe dreams of unnamed birds?

No.

The horse that couldn’t read books?

No.

The revolution will not be underpowered?

No.

Is that a blog post in you pocket, or-

NO.

Home sweet retweetable home?

No.

La belle social media fodder sans merci?

Wat

But wait! There’s more!

No.

Your subtweet’s so fat that-

Let’s not go there.

YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS MEAN NOTHING!

Uhm.

BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, HEATHEN SCUM!

Wh-

I SHALL WREAK IMPERIALISM ON YOUR ASS!

Ehm.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BLOG TITLE!

There most certainly is.

To the days to come that are still perfect.

That could be a good tagline.

More longer friend see that sky?

…you know what? Let’s go with that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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