Aries
You will notice an unusual number of cats out and about, if you look carefully
Taurus
An unusual number of cats will notice you, and possibly also judge you
Gemini
You might discover that you are actually a catgirl
Cancer
Your internal monologue will be replaced with a Catalan voiceover
Leo
Do not worry about the movements at the periphery of your vision; those are extradimensional kittens
Virgo
A piece of string will inexplicably catch your eye
Libra
Do not make any large life decisions until you have factored in where to house the numerous kittens
Scorpio
You have spontaneously learnt how to purr
Sagittarius
Felix says hi
Capricorn
New verbs have entered your vocabulary, such as prrrp and flomp
Aquarius
The door is ajar
Pisces
You know it’s time for dinner, because the cat is close to your face