A Friday horoscope


Friday is upon us. It is up to you to find a quick solution to the imminent challenges facing us


Friday is upon us. Someone will come along with a solution to the imminent challenges facing us. Help them in any way you can


Friday is upon us. This means it will soon be time to kick back, relax and enjoy the good things in life


Friday is upon us. Do not panic. Your preparations are sufficient. The only thing left to do now is to be there and power through it


Friday is upon us. The call from the unrelenting ululations beckon both from within and without. You know what to do


Friday is upon us. Pray it does not alter the deal further


Friday is upon us. Cats will gravitate towards you


Friday is upon us. You and your friends will have a good time, and then one of you will have had too much to drink, and you will form a strong bond through the ritual of taking care that have been established over the last couple of month. Eventually, you will all have to sit down and have a long talk about your friendship and how it is formed on the basis of alcohol consumption, and that this is not a healthy way to grow up and grow old. It will be painful, there will be tears, but it has to be done


Friday is upon us. You look nice today


Friday is upon us. If you see an Aires and Taurus duo seemingly involved in some kind of time-sensitive quest, tell them that what they seek is over yonder, and point to somewhere in the middle distance


Friday is upon us. You know what you did


Friday is upon us. There will be much celebrating around town, but you do not have to participate if you do not want to. It is okay to not be a party animal, and to just have a nice quiet evening at home

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