“Welcome to the support helpline. How can I be of assistance?”
“How could this happen to me
I made my mistakes
I’ve got no where to run
The night goes on”
“Sir, I understand that you are upset about whatever happened to your computer, but if you could please be a little more specific in your explanation of the problem”
“I open my eyes
I try to see but I’m blinded by the white light
I can’t remember how
I can’t remember why
I’m lying here tonight”
“I see. Can you describe the problem in more detail? Which part of your computer seems to be broken?”
“And I can’t stand the pain
And I can’t make it go away
No I can’t stand the pain”
“Is it that your monitor is too bright? Is that it?”
“Yeah, that’s it. It hurts my eyes”
“I see. There is a thing called night mode. Have you tried activating it?”
“Holy moly, it works wonders. Thanks!”
“You’re welcome”
“…can I sing the rest of the song?”
“Please don’t”
“Okay. Have a nice day. And thanks again!”