Aries
Today you will get what you want. You will curse this day for years to come
Taurus
Black cats will gravitate towards you
Gemini
You will try something new, thinking “why not”, only to then become aware of the reasons in extensive and comprehensive detail
Cancer
Everything will go exactly according to plan. Beware
Leo
Due to your lack of belief in bad luck, you will not be there when your fortunes would have changed
Virgo
Cloud, the
Libra
She was here five minutes ago
Scorpio
Personal virtue will not protect you from systemic injustice; today less than ever
Sagittarius
You have one new notification
Capricorn
He will be here in five minutes
Aquarius
Sometimes, the test will focus mainly on that one thing you didn’t think you’d need to read up on. Today will test you on all those things
Pisces
The seeds of your misfortune were sown years ago. Nothing says today will be the day. But it will
