Store scout
Knows exactly what everything costs everywhere. Can make a shoestring budget last for days
Unfortunate telepath
Can read people’s minds, but does not care enough about others to do so
Porn connoisseur
Can instantly become friends with just about anyone. The details of the bonding process remain unknown
Fandom lore explicator
Can escalate any conflict to levels previously unthought of
Unwitting sagaciousness
Can give sage advice, but only on topics of which they know nothing; +3 lore
60s kid
Never lost touch with the far out realms of human experience; receives massive penalties to social interaction skill checks
90s kid
Remembers everything: -5 dexterity
Adventure game protagonist
Is constantly baffled by other people getting stuck in seemingly random situations
Visual novel protagonist
Seems to know everything about everyone despite having just met
Storekeeper
Can transform any item into local currency; is not allowed to run any kind of business whatsoever
Horoscope crafter
Can create a horoscope appropriate to any situation; refuses to get a driver’s license for ideological reasons
World’s fair expert
Has a nigh-encyclopedic knowledge about everything relating to world’s fairs; gains -10 morale during the Olympic Games
Store clerk
Will discuss the logistics of Death Star construction and maintenance at all possible moments
Youtube celebrity
Has an audience in the millions; not a single one of them lives nearby
Local single
Can instantly teleport to any area; +15 to locate people skill
Single mom
+500 endurance
App developer
The UI is turned off during gameplay; cannot save
Actually an alien
Clueless about pop cultural references; +30 morale in Canadian forests
Soccer fan
Enters states of hyper rage or euphoria seemingly at random
Bitcoin enthusiast
Cannot buy or sell items; -20 to barter
Delinquent youth
Have read every book in the library; can talk circles around adults, landing them into all sorts of trouble
Poet
Secretly never learnt the difference between blank verse and free verse; +5 lore
Librarian
In possession of unimaginable superpowers; have for their own inscrutable reasons chosen to use these to serve the public
Spawn from Beyond
Attends local high school; +25 relationship points with goths
Hermione
Protagonist from a famous series of fantasy novels; only available as an Easter egg
Hypermasculine sidekick
No one must know your secret shame
Wearer of white, pink and blue
The only character that can unlock the true ending
Cat whisperer
Cats gravitate towards you
More longer friend see that sky? 