The divine comedy of Kenneth

Kenneth
the frequency
what is it

Kenneth
we need it
the frequency

Kenneth
they have laser eyes now
like Jessica Jones
the frequency
hurry, please

Kenneth
they have begun acting out elaborately choreographed dances
we suspect it to be some sort of arcane ritual meant to consume the souls of those caught within
the frequency
we need it to escape

Kenneth
this is the end of the world as we know it
we’re really in the spotlight here
drive, drive, drive

KENNETH
THE FREQUENCY OPENED A LITERAL GATE TO HELL
NO, WE WILL NOT USE IT AS A POWER SOURCE
ONCE WE HAVE DEFEATED THESE DEMONS, WE WILL FIND YOU

KENNETH
THE SECOND FREQUENCY OPENED A SECOND GATE TO A DIMENSION CONSIDERED HELL BY THE DENIZENS OF THE DIMENSION WE CALL HELL
THE METAPHYSICAL IMPLICATIONS SCARE US MORE THAN THE ACTUAL PHYSICAL HELLSCAPE BEFORE US

Kenneth
your brilliant plan worked
by powering through successively worse iterations of hell, we finally hit a point where the Caelestial buffer overruns, and we have entered into the most exalted of heavens
you unstoppable, conceptual bastard

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