Bourdieu
Now with 35% extra statistics about the beverage, biscuit and musical preferences of 1960s French lower and middle class citizens, neatly divided up between city, town and rural dwellers. If you simply could not get enough graphs and diagrams in Distinction, this AI-extended version is for you
Foucault
For those who read through Discipline and punish and thought, what this needs is several more excursions about peculiar archival findings regarding spectacular local individuals of marginal note – then this AI-extended version is definitely up your alley. Featuring no less than fifteen somewhat historical anecdotes mostly backed up by historical records, the book is now longer than ever
Derrida
But we digress
Deleuze and/or Guattari
Forget the meanderings about whether it is one or several wolves. Our high-powered AI can instantiate so many different lines of flight, ensuring a steady supply of wolves that will last you through whatever mad shenanigans capitalism throws at you. Better yet – the wolves form a cohesive whole, a veritable rat pack ready to obey your every whim. No longer will you have to contend with loose assemblages and rhizomatic modes of indirection – it’s AI wolves all the way down
Habermas
Did you put down Theory of communicative action and think – gee, that part about cultural differences with regards to drinking a beer for lunch was too short? Well look no further! With the power of AI – possibly beer-powered – the book now boasts a double page count, most of which are dedicated to this most crucial issue. Do not wait, read now!
Spivak
No matter how we tried, the foreword to Of grammatology only became shorter the more we tried to iterate. This might be a bug
Augustine
The extended content can be divided into three subsections. The first of these can subsections can be divided into two subcategories. The first of these subcategories can be divided into for examples. The first example
Wittgenstein
So this is why small children like sand
Locke
Those who create something are entitled to the fruits of their labor. This pertains both on a small scale – such as a person – and on a large scale – such as when the Lord Almighty created the world. From this simple premise we can derive the fundamental principles of modern liberalism. What our extended AI edition offers is an even longer excursion on why a strict application of this logic does not end up, as intuition would have it, in a Christian communism where we are all caretakers of God’s creation (which belongs to Him, rather than to humanity or any portion thereof), and instead justify the creation of an elaborate system of private property as the sovereign value above all else
Benjamin
Have you ever felt that the Work of art in the age of mechanical reproduction is picked up by various NFT and AI shills more due to its title, rather than its content? Have you ever felt that the main point – that the promise of a return to that genuine aura which mechanical reproduction necessarily strips from most modern objects is primarily used as a sideshow by fascism to promote its anti-human values – is sidestepped in favor of a watered down reading that objects in themselves used to be better? Have no fear! Our extended AI version contains no less than fifteen illustrative examples of the main point, such that even the thickest of heads can comprehend it fully and without impediment
Geertz
Those descriptions of cock fights were not thicc enough. Our AI fixed that